Learn about all the necessities to survive on the mean streets of BoneTown. Peruse BoneTown’s history, check out the communities living around the island or educate yourself on the basics of fighting and the art of lovin’.
BoneTown has a history as rich as any of the great civilizations. Learn of BoneTown’s first citizens and its newest newcomers.
In BoneTown sex on the sidewalk is a common as a sex in the bedroom and the only thing to be ashamed of is not having enough stamina to finish what you’ve started.
Fighting in BoneTown is a no-holds-barred affair. Hitting someone with a mannequin leg or a flyswatter is as common as throwing an uppercut, and the most skilled fighters can even toss farts or spit fire to keep their opponent on his toes.
Drugs are as important to modern day BoneTown as Bibles were to its earliest Mormon inhabitants. From the Whiskey swilled on the streets to the Crack bought in dark alleys, in BoneTown, the only drug problem is not having them.
A gathering of BoneTown’s most famous citizens would be a party like no other. From Ron Jeremy getting blow jobs on the couch to Jesus turning the water to whiskey to Buttman taking ass shots, it’s not just your regular shin-dig.
The most hardcore newcomers will encounter the most infamous of BoneTown’s citizens as they go on Missions advancing ever closer to the ultimate goal of defeating The Man and saving BoneTown.
